Are dine-and-dashers getting a little too creative?

Dine and dasher are clearly out of control. No doubt, the people in these stories are the creative kind. Sadly, they’ve chosen to use their brilliance for evil. From an exotic Madagascar roach on the loose, a cough pill, and a steel wool string, these dine-and-dashers deserve acting awards, along with the fine they should get for stealing. 

There is some level of dine-and-dash expertise that has to go into getting an exotic pet to complete this elaborate plan. That said, don’t involve poor little insects who have nothing to do with your weird type of entertainment into your mischievous evening activities. The best advice here is simply not to dine and dash at all. Happily, movie-style, a hero comes to the rescue in this story. Apparently, that Madagascar hissing roach found a forever home with a friendly and knowledgeable man, who actually cares about the little ones. At least this dine-and-dash story ended in the creation of a wholesome, rather atypical, family.