Mafia 2 and Mafia 3 are coming to PS5 and Xbox Series consoles with some prettier graphics, according to an ESRB rating. Both games are rated Mature 17+ by the board, with each title featuring violence, nudity, and so… many… slurs. Previously, Mafia: Definitive Edition released for modern consoles in September 2020. A full-blown, ground-up…
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It’s cuddle season. No one is judging you for cuddling your cat instead of a human. Seriously though, there’s no shame in being single for the winter season. In a 2025 study, 41% of citizens reported being single between ages 26-39! That’s almost half of the dating population that is simply choosing solitude and singlehood…
Cats are already cute, but wrap one up in a blanket with just their little head sticking out and it’s game over. You’ve got yourself a purrito. One minute, your cat is running around the house, knocking things over and causing chaos. The next, all four paws have disappeared into a blanket and there’s just…
There’s a perfect cat for everyone out there, and the Cat Distribution system knows how to find them for you. It sounds absurd, but there’s really a cat somewhere in the world that is the perfect fit for you. And you. And yes, even you. Everyone who reads these very lines, and anyone else who’s…
How do you officially prepare for Halloween? Some holidays are not a big deal and do not require a lot of effort from people. Thanksgiving, for example, really only requires you to buy groceries a few days in advance and cook for the whole day, and July 4th is really all about the BBQ and…
Who needs a yoga mat when you have four paws and flexible bones? I’ve always been convinced that cats are at least 50% liquid. I can’t explain it, but whenever I hold a cat or even touch it, I can feel how they melt on my arms. Besides, there’s no other explanation as to why…
The only constant in life is change. A message from the universe could have been for someone else, a delayed train might mean you’ll meet the love of your life, and finding a kitten on the year anniversary of your beloved dog’s rainbow bridge crossing could mean something else for you entirely. The world is…
A good collection of cat memes feels like a cozy hug on a chill day. Fall is finally here, and everyone knows that it is the purrfect blanket season. Not winter, no – specifically fall. Winter is too cold to enjoy blankets properly. We want to be able to purrito ourselves in our softest, fluffiest…
Why keep hiring employees that you don’t need? If you’ve ever been a part of a large company that is growing, you’ve probably had the experience of getting new, useless coworkers just because your company can afford to pay for them. They aren’t particularly good at their jobs, but they are good enough at interviews…