Bethesda President Addresses Obsidian Amid Questions About Whether It Will Be Demoted To A Support Studio
The ‘creative identity and strengths that make Obsidian distinct will remain at the core of their studio’
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Dragon Age Director Finally Says What Fans Have Been Thinking For Years: The Fade Needs To Go
Mark Darrah also shared what he’d change about the other games in the series
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Dawnwalker Update Makes Room for Story-First Players
Rebel Wolves is preparing The Blood of Dawnwalker’s first major update, most likely landing in early October, and its headline addition is a new easier difficulty mode built for players who want the story without a punishing combat challenge. No exact release date has been locked in yet. Game director Konrad Tomaszkiewicz told Eurogamer that…
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Grand Theft Auto 6 Shirts Given Away for Free at Tokyo Game Show Are Being Resold Online for Hundreds of Dollars
Grand Theft Auto 6 shirts that were given away for free exclusively at Tokyo Game Show 2026 are already being resold online for hundreds of dollars. Attendees at Tokyo Game Show who got the chance to participate in a special immersive screening for GTA 6’s viral Netflix special were treated to commemorative T-shirts to celebrate…
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Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool
President Trump banned news outlets CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from participating in the White House press pool, citing what he considers fake news coverage of himself. What do you think? “Yeah, lots of grandpas yell at cable news.” Jonah Gardner, Topiary Consultant “He says that now, but he’s going to miss belittling them to…
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing that mattered for health. “Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym…
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Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World
PLAISTOW, NH—Blaming their friend’s personalized internet feed for his warped perception of the film’s impact, sources confirmed Wednesday that the algorithm presented to local man Todd Bennett had been distorting how important he thinks Gummo is to the rest of the world. “No matter which social media site he’s on, he’s being pushed Gummo content…
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Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago
ST. LOUIS—Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized this week that he might have become rich if he had invested in rice 7,000 years ago. “Damn, I wish I’d had the foresight to put some money down on rice back in 5000 B.C., because I’d…
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Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer
A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a deer. What do you think? “Many hunters are naturalists who hold great respect for the women they kill.” Spencer Dunn, Whirlpool Technician “That’s why I always make sure to get hunting licenses for both.” Zane Larson,…